like the movie ..

i know most people are not going to believe this..but i
assure you its true..i am a 46 year old heterosexual male virgin.  yep.  i
wrote it..and i no most of you out there are not going to believe me. but
its true..well its almost like the movie.  there is nothing wrong with
me..NOOOOO i don't look like the hunch back of notre dame.  and no i
am not on any kind of medication for a mental disorder.  i have never
told anyone this.  even when i hear my friends or people chat about sex,
i smile politely, maybe laugh a little, but thats it..when the movie
came out, it was like looking at my life on the big screen..i just shook
my head.  anyway, i have been told that i am nice, a great catch, and
people wonder why i have never been married.  i don't date at all
hardly, for fear i guess that i am seen as not good enough.  the few dates i
have had, go ok, we talk, laugh, have a good time.  i follow up and i
get the same old, "gee your such a good friend" or "you remind me of
 either a) a family member brother or worst yet father or b) a old bf
from grade school..grade school??? geez. like what did i do between the
first and second date..in all cases, i brushed my teeth, showered,
dressed appropriately, i mean good grief man..what happened to change in
that short amount of time.. anyway..once you get attached with the
brother line or something like that, its kod (Kiss of Death).. then you get
the "you have never been married look" like there is something wrong
with you..like duuuuh..ah nooo. first of in a way with the divorce rate,
cheating rate or whatever you want to call it at an all time high right
now, i would much rather be a alone than a statistic or pouring my
heart out about why it didn't work out..(nothing against anyone for doing
that, it is healthy to get it out).  so your probably wondering, well
don't u think about it - meaning the s word..(i'm kidding i can say it or
type that word that begins with the letter s and ends with an x)..
you know..but seriously, yes i do think about sex..a LOT!!! nooo, i
don't go hanging out late night at the local porn dvd store or order the
latest dvd online, or look for it online..and nooo, i don't order Girls
Gone Wild (although, hmmmm)..but i can tell you, i do have a very very
very vivid imagination just ready to be put to good use..as for the
tool..well there u have it in a nutshell..i don't know..i just had to get
this off my mind and see if anyone out there has anything similar to
me or can offer CONSTRUCTIVE advice..